THE Q'S OF DOOM (not really) (returns) (you sickass mofo)

**Dragonrider** · November 3rd, 2002, 06:55 PM

you also didnt specify WHAT SIZE of toothpick.. you could hurl a huge 30 foot long toothpick through the elephants head. :-)

**Shiinigami** · November 3rd, 2002, 08:39 PM

Sure, why not? I said theres multiple answers. ^^

**Dragonrider** · November 3rd, 2002, 09:38 PM

*watches as an elephant walks to the edge of a watering pool to drink*

*puts down toothpic*

*elephant trips*

*elephant drowns*

**Daigotsu** · November 4th, 2002, 12:16 AM

I like the 30 foot long toothpick idea.

**Dragonrider** · November 4th, 2002, 12:29 AM

:-)

**mrwiseman** · November 4th, 2002, 12:48 AM

Poor elephant.

**Shiinigami** · November 4th, 2002, 01:08 AM

Elephants are evil! Look at their noses. They lied so much that its practically a gardening hose!

**Dragonrider** · November 4th, 2002, 01:20 AM

LMAO at shini...

I dont like any cruelty to animals, this is totally just funny. :-)

This one real cool guy I met in Mexico (hes a lifeguard, and almost won the World Title for strongest man at the olympics, but he couldnt go (that must suck)) anyways, he's so strict with cruelty to animals (he now runs an ocean crocodile and sea turtle reserve) that he one time saw two 15 year-olds torturing a dog with fishing hooks, and it was gonna die, well, he came up and punched both of em, (remember, this guy is about my height, and I'm SHORT, but his arms are about 5 times my width!!) broke one's nose, and the other guy almost feinted in fear. He was put in jail for 2 days, but he said it was way worth it.

Now that was a random true story that I guess was sorta irrelevant, but oh well.

**mrwiseman** · November 4th, 2002, 01:50 AM

And it was worth it. Actually, he should've tortured those little evil #@%!$=@%? like they were doing to the poor, defenseless dog. People capable of torturing an animal are nothing but shit.